He looks like what chatgpt thinks a cowboy looks like
l1brarylass on
He looks like a guy who spends 12-15 hours a day on Twitter and doesn’t eat fibre…
Ok-Celebration-2944 on
I can’t believe he posted the “12-15 hours a day on here, busting my ass” and didn’t immediately stop to wonder, “What in the hell is wrong with me?”
Bulky_Specialist9645 on
Ok-Bus1716 on
Wow, thought this dude faded into obscurity and faded into the void last year.
Eyruaad on
I truly believed that Catturd was another generic AI Chatbot that had been programmed to be MAGA. Holy shit I didn’t realize it was a real person.
JazzlikeAd3306 on
Catturd is the epitome of a loser. 12-15 hours a day? Dude. Get a life.
Also…exactly how is tweeting an example of saving America? Delusional.
Toadliquor138 on
Everyone knew the guy was full of shit, now it’s medically documented.
p00p5andwich on
Definition of “All hat, no cattle.”
Superblond on
Please don’t shoot the messenger, but HE represents with his ignorance, racism, chauvinism, Misogyny, hatred of minorities, anti-progress attitude and general lack of reflection about 50% of Americans…still!
gcpuddytat on
Isn’t this this guy from Tiger King
OtherAcctWasBanned11 on
“Divorced Man Energy” personified.
Justin_Continent on
Square-toed boots and a 20-gallon hat on an old, bald head. Just what I imagined.
cesar848 on
Bro,his name is turd?
sdfiddler1984 on
I’ve often said I’ve never met anyone over the age of about 30 with a goatee that wasn’t an asshole. It seems like the older you get, if you have a goatee, the bigger asshole you are.
WinchelltheMagician on
The slightly bent knees indicate another blockage.
I like how his legs only make up a third of him, he has cartoon proportions
HeyThanksIdiot on
“What makes the red man red?” (It’s heart disease).
Archerbrother on
Im told the lore on “Catturd” is that when he was young his brother tricked him into eating a cat turd out of the litter box. I am also told he is the one who told everyone. I have no evidence of this, but I like to believe its true.
amILibertine222 on
Why’s he wearing kneepads tho. He just get back from mar-a-lago?
EphEwe2 on
He’s also a member of the Lollipop Guild
wambulancer on
Hey PSA for anyone with gray hair “I’m from the South, I’ve been in 40 fights” is the thing someone says shortly before dying in a bar fight because they think they’re still 20 years old and have to learn they’re over 50 the hard way, like that is 100% the thing the local news will say you said right before banging your head on the counter on the way down from being punched once
AsheStriker on
I can see him stepping out of his jacked up Dodge Ram with fully tinted windows.
nixtarx on
He pretty much looks like his profile pic. Also 15 lbs of shit in a 10 gallon hat….
RunsWithPhantoms on
If you’re spending 12-15 hours per day, on X, “fighting for this country”, you’re a loser. Just saying.
Touch grass. As they say.
kongofcbus on
I believe the phrase is “All Hat. No Cattle.”
dirkdiggler1514 on
Where are all those hard asses who always love to say “oh that’s just a typical redditor who is chronically online.” ?
Joshstradaymus on
You all better put some fucking respect on Three Year Letterman, one of the most devastating downfield blockers at wide receiver in Georgia history.
Popadicklikatictac on
He thought this pic ate. Sir, we are starving
Buffaluffasaurus on
To be fair, he said he’s been in 40 bar fights, not that he’s won any of them.
literallypretend on
Timmy Turner…my name is Doug Dimmadome 🤠
143019 on
Bless his heart, he is trying so hard.
idontlikethishole on
Two-handed selfie.
He takes selfies like trump drinks water.
pitb0ss343 on
The thing I’m glad to see most here is that 3yearletterman is making fun of the grifters and thus hopefully won’t become one… unless it’s for waterbeds and I’d fully support that
CavitySearch on
Did he hit the ozempic? I feel like I remember him being much heavier
XanaxWarriorPrincess on
I hate that he has that adorable kitty as his profile pic. He should have a photo of an actual cat turd. That would be more fitting.
I’m sure that cat would find him as abhorrent as the rest of us do.
C1-RANGER-3-75th on
LOL! A little-man complex loser wearing high-heel boots and a 20-gallon hat to get him over 5′.
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What a useless human…
He looks like what chatgpt thinks a cowboy looks like
He looks like a guy who spends 12-15 hours a day on Twitter and doesn’t eat fibre…
I can’t believe he posted the “12-15 hours a day on here, busting my ass” and didn’t immediately stop to wonder, “What in the hell is wrong with me?”
Wow, thought this dude faded into obscurity and faded into the void last year.
I truly believed that Catturd was another generic AI Chatbot that had been programmed to be MAGA. Holy shit I didn’t realize it was a real person.
Catturd is the epitome of a loser. 12-15 hours a day? Dude. Get a life.
Also…exactly how is tweeting an example of saving America? Delusional.
Everyone knew the guy was full of shit, now it’s medically documented.
Definition of “All hat, no cattle.”
Please don’t shoot the messenger, but HE represents with his ignorance, racism, chauvinism, Misogyny, hatred of minorities, anti-progress attitude and general lack of reflection about 50% of Americans…still!
Isn’t this this guy from Tiger King
“Divorced Man Energy” personified.
Square-toed boots and a 20-gallon hat on an old, bald head. Just what I imagined.
Bro,his name is turd?
I’ve often said I’ve never met anyone over the age of about 30 with a goatee that wasn’t an asshole. It seems like the older you get, if you have a goatee, the bigger asshole you are.
The slightly bent knees indicate another blockage.
https://preview.redd.it/36hx310mkqag1.jpeg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a26831a0fe91a4b852912497eefba8f79071b08c
I like how his legs only make up a third of him, he has cartoon proportions
“What makes the red man red?” (It’s heart disease).
Im told the lore on “Catturd” is that when he was young his brother tricked him into eating a cat turd out of the litter box. I am also told he is the one who told everyone. I have no evidence of this, but I like to believe its true.
Why’s he wearing kneepads tho. He just get back from mar-a-lago?
He’s also a member of the Lollipop Guild
Hey PSA for anyone with gray hair “I’m from the South, I’ve been in 40 fights” is the thing someone says shortly before dying in a bar fight because they think they’re still 20 years old and have to learn they’re over 50 the hard way, like that is 100% the thing the local news will say you said right before banging your head on the counter on the way down from being punched once
I can see him stepping out of his jacked up Dodge Ram with fully tinted windows.
He pretty much looks like his profile pic. Also 15 lbs of shit in a 10 gallon hat….
If you’re spending 12-15 hours per day, on X, “fighting for this country”, you’re a loser. Just saying.
Touch grass. As they say.
I believe the phrase is “All Hat. No Cattle.”
Where are all those hard asses who always love to say “oh that’s just a typical redditor who is chronically online.” ?
You all better put some fucking respect on Three Year Letterman, one of the most devastating downfield blockers at wide receiver in Georgia history.
He thought this pic ate. Sir, we are starving
To be fair, he said he’s been in 40 bar fights, not that he’s won any of them.
Timmy Turner…my name is Doug Dimmadome 🤠
Bless his heart, he is trying so hard.
Two-handed selfie.
He takes selfies like trump drinks water.
The thing I’m glad to see most here is that 3yearletterman is making fun of the grifters and thus hopefully won’t become one… unless it’s for waterbeds and I’d fully support that
Did he hit the ozempic? I feel like I remember him being much heavier
I hate that he has that adorable kitty as his profile pic. He should have a photo of an actual cat turd. That would be more fitting.
I’m sure that cat would find him as abhorrent as the rest of us do.
LOL! A little-man complex loser wearing high-heel boots and a 20-gallon hat to get him over 5′.
Well, he does look like a turd with a hat